Saturday, March 31, 2018

Before I slumber

A good night's sleep is basically Ctrl + Alt + Delete for your body for a soft reset to refresh your system for a new day.

Thursday, March 29, 2018

The Joke is in the Art

You know its the only way.

Crit or git!

Rations for various RPG Races

Universal:
Homemade artisan herb bread, home grown and dried apples and prunes, uncured beef sausage, munster cheese. Made a small bag from cheesecloth and tied it closed.


Dwarf:
Garlic chicken livers, smoked and peppered cheese, spiced pork sausages, hard tack, dried vegetables, dried wild mushrooms.


Elf:
Top left to right: Evereskan Honey Comb, Elven Travel Bread (Amaretto Liquer Cake with custom swirls), Lurien Spring Cheese (goat cheese with garlic, salt, spices and shallots), Delimbyr Vale Smoked Silverfin (Salmon), Honey Spiced Lichen (Kale Chips), and Silverwood Pine Nuts.


Halfling:
From upper left: “Honeytack” Hard tack honey cakes, beef sausage, pork sausage mini links, mini whole wheat toast, cranberry cheddar cheese mini wedge, mini pickles, pumpkin and sunflower seeds, lower right is my homemade “travel cake” muesli with raisins, golden prunes, honey, eggs and cream.


Half-Orc:
Wrapped in cheesecloth and tied in burlap package. Forest strider drumsticks, molasses sweet wheat bread “black strap”, aged Munster, hard boiled eggs, mixed wild nuts.


Orc:
Orcs aren’t known for their great cuisine. Orcs prefer foods that are readily available (whatever can be had by raiding), and portable with little preparation, though they have a few racial delicacies. Toughs strips of lean meat, bones scavenged from recent kills, and dark coarse bread make up the bulk of common orc rations.Fire roasted rothe femur (marrow is a rare treat) [beef femur], Strips of dried meat (of unknown origin) [homemade goose jerky], foraged nuts, only edible by orcs….nut cracker tusks [brazil nuts], coarse black bread, made with whatever grains can be pillaged [black sesame bread], Pungent peppers [Habanero peppers stuffed with smoked fish and olives].


Gnome:
Pan fried Delimbyr smelt, spiced goat cheese (paprika crusted hand pressed Fontina), Gnome shortbread (savory pistachio), glass travel jar filled with Secomber Red (wine), hard boiled quail eggs packed in rolled oats (to keep safe), dried figs from Calimshan, and Southwood smoked goat sausage (blood sausage).


Lizardfolk:
Lizardfolk are known to be omnivores, forage for a surprising variety of foods found within the confines of their marshy environs, in this case the Lizard Marsh near Daggerford. Fresh caught boiled Delimbyr Crayfish on wild chives, coastal carrageen moss entrapping estuary brine shrimp (irish moss, dried brine shrimp), Brackish-Berries (blackberries), Blackened Dart-Frog legs (frog legs) on spring sprouts (clover sprouts), roasted bog bugs on a stick!


Drow:
From top left: Menzoberranzan black truffle rothe cheese (Black Knight Tilsit), Donigarten Moss Snails (Escargot in shallot butter sauce), Blind cave fish caviar in mushroom caps (Lumpfish caviar), faerzress infused duck egg imported from the surface Realms (Century egg), Black velvet ear fungus (Auricularia Black Fungus Mushroom).

Life of the "Party"



So what's it going to be??

Warrior: What's your weapon of choice?
Paladin: What's something you believe very strongly in?
Hunter: Your favorite animal? Post a picture!
Rogue: What's something you'd only do if you were offered a large sum of money to do it?
Priest: Confess something embarrassing or silly that you've never told your followers before! (Maybe it's just subtle mind control...)
Death Knight: Have you ever been forgiven for something you were sure would be the last straw?
Shaman: Would you favor Earth, Fire, Water, or Air, and why?
Mage: What were your favorite and least favorite subjects in school?
Warlock: If you had the chance to control another person's actions for the day, with no direct consequences, would you do it?
Monk: When's a time you were patient with someone, even though you didn't want to be?
Druid: Would you align yourself with the Claw, Grove, Talon, Fang, Antler, Saber, or Scythe? Or would you remain a Druid of the Wild? Why?
Demon Hunter: To what extent do you believe the end can justify the means?

Scoots the Floor Paperclip

One day while walking to the restroom at work I noticed a paperclip on the floor. I initially didn't think anything about it until the days progressed on.

This paperclip wasn't all deformed by overuse or such. It was just a normal silver paperclip laying on the floor. Later that day as I went to leave work Scoots, ( the quirky name I decided to give him ) was still on the floor but just a little further across the way. The next day when I cam back in and got out of the elevator Scoots was laying there on the floor to greet me. I stepped over him and went on my way. Later that day as I went to lunch Scoots had moved close to the edge of the overlook, but was still hanging out. This meandering of Scoots back and forth along the whole long section of cos way went on for days. I could have picked him up, but I wanted to see how long this went on for. Heck one day he almost made it to the stairwell, which is a good distance for a paperclip to shuffle to with no visible  legs.

After 3 weeks of Scoots adventures back and forth I came into work on a Monday and Scoots wasn't anywhere I could see. Did he venture on to a area I don't commonly travel to explore new lands? Did someone pick him up? If they did pick him up, did they rejoin him with his clip family amongst the documents of Ole holding files like his ancestors? Did they throw him in the bin like a common item of trash? Or did someone take him to turn him into a elaborate paperclip animal in a sort of personal reincarnation?

Scoots Dclip you will be missed (2018 - 2018)

Today by Chuck

Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Before I slumber

Dream a little dream. Let your mind explore and express itself with in the realm of your imagination while your body rests and recharges for the new day that comes.

Splinter ' s words of wisdom.

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Today by Chuck

The hardest part of the day...

Just a random thought about mornings. To me the hardest part of the day is waking up. Not because I'm still tired, lazy, or ill... but because it means I would have to get ready for work to leave her side. Every moment apart is a moment I yearn to be back by her side.

Before I Slumber

Have you hugged your cat, or in the case of my house numerous cats, today? Remember to show them love, they are family too.

Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Upcoming Kung Fury Feature Film


With the ever expanding news for the upcoming Kung Fury feature length action-comedy movie with Michael Fassbender, David Hasselhoff (as the voice of Hoff9000), and now Arnold Schwarzenegger if you haven't watch the original short film now is the time. Make sure to check out the official website for fandom and updates at http://www.kungfury.com/

Click here to watch the original short film now. Kung Fury!
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While your at it check out David Hasselhoff's music video for True Survivor

 

Insticnt (TV Series) Review


The TV series Instinct is based on James Patterson's Murder Games ( Murder Games via James Patterson's Website ) which I have not read, as of yet. The lead role of Dr. Dylan Reinhart is portrayed by Alan Cumming and the brash detective Lizzie Needham is played by Bojana Novakovic. So far 2 episodes have aired, as of the date of this post, and I would have the say the series has potential. It did not grab me and hold me steadfast to my screen with the story lines. So far in both episodes I was able to determine the killer not even half of the way through the episodes. I have seen a good number of detective thriller series and movies, so I'm not sure if it gave me a slight upper hand on the deduction or if the story line was just too transparent. Don't get me wrong I do understand that some shows and movies are written to make the viewer seem like they are part of what is happening to keep them hanging on for a surprise twist ending that throws what theory they might have deduced themselves out the window. This series though, so far, has not done that. 

I would say it is worth a watch, but is not a "write home about it" show stopper.

Overall I give the series as of 2 episodes aired a 5 out of 10.

Check out the first 2 episodes via CBS.

Mo Shiorghra (My Eternal Love)






Post via my Tumblr'ing.

Just a random 8bit Cobra Commander to get you by.



Before I Slumber.

Always make sure that the last thing she hears before she sleeps is that you love her and seal it with a kiss, (and for extra emphasis... a kiss to the forehead) This way she dreams of you.

In the morning make sure to reminder here again so the first thing she hears is you love here to start her day right.

Deadpool Monopoly (Review)

First off I have to say in our house Monopoly is more of my wife Saun's game of choice, but I still really enjoy playing it.

This edition of the game revamped for Deadpool had a humorous collage of characters from the comic book series as your mercs  (properties) to purchase. The draw card piles gave a laughs with things like "Winning 895th place in a beauty contest, collect $15" and several more.

The game was fun for Monopoly and had the extra laughs of the humor generated from the Deadpool rants and jokes as you went.

Overall I give the game a 9 out of 10 (10 being difficult for me to give to almost any game). This being said, a 9 is really good!

If your a Monopoly and Deadpool fan this definitely a good gaming grab for fun and laughs.

Monday, March 26, 2018

Shite to laugh at!

Today by Chuck

Today's Chuck Norris update.

Starting off the mornings right.

It just makes my day when I'm able to make Saun a cup of coffee, give her a morning kiss on her forehead, and tell her I love her each morning.

Before slumber...

Always keep one eye open while you sleep, even if it's your third eye.

Sunday, March 25, 2018

Watching I Kill Giants.

Worth the watch. (8 out of 10 overall). I know it was a graphic novel before, but I didn't get a chance to read it and based my review just on the movie. 

I Kill Giants IMDB movie page

A true adventure...

I know this is fan made, but this would be such a awesome read.

Solaria World Map

I have been working on the fantasy world of my childhood imagination for some time now. This map is a representation of the world so far from the memories and notes of Solaria from over the years.