A few words to add to your vocabulary

1. Notivation - Inability to either begin or complete a low dopamine task
   
2. Dullema - When you have two equally important, but uninteresting tasks you really need to get done so just do neither.
   
3. Hidy Up - When you are tidying things up, but instead of actually tidying things up you are actually just hiding things in bags and and under the bed
4. Saccident - When you go to the cupboard for a little snack and then all of a sudden the cupboard is empty
5. Procrastaworking - Avoiding the one task you are actually meant to be doing by hyper-focusing on something else entirely and working pretty hard on that.
6. Convercoaster - When I am trying to have a conversation with you about one topic and I am going off in a whole other direction and you never know where I am going to land.