New Vow For Fashion

“Form-Fitting” clothes are canceled. It’s 2018 and from now on wearing completely shapeless fabric is in. I don’t want you to know where my legs end and where my neck begins. In this house we strive to emulate a blob. I want people to question if I even have a body under the absolute incoherency of my outfits. Do I possess a shape? That’s for me to know and you to question for the rest of the day.

 (*Actual picture of me in my new comfy lounging clothes)