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a business selling faulty RPG items.
- Brass knuckles that do 1d6 lightning damage but due to conduction you also take damage.
- A flail made from aloe leaves so it healed as it dealt damage.
- A ring of frostbite. Over time your hand slowly gets more and more frostbitten.
- An enchanted scythe. Once in battle, it becomes painfully obvious the “enchantment” was Minor Illusion. It’s actually made of cardboard.
- An axe that doesn’t do damage but makes enemies smell nice.
- A bow that only shoots where you’re aiming if you’re blackout drunk.
- A sword that does untyped area of effect damage. With d12s. Many of them.
- A sword that is actually just a really big butter knife.
- A crossbow that when not in use becomes a large raven to fly around on its own. It has its own, very specific ideas as to when and where it is in use.
- A Staff of Goodwill that rather than making peace with others just gives you bargain bin items.
- a shuriken that is actually a fidget spinner
- A human made sword that is just a small sharp person
- A weapon that is actually secretly a doppelganger
- A tome you can only read if you drop ink in your eyes
- A magic scabbard with a sword, when the sword is drawn, another scabbard is underneath
- A potion of Heeling. It only repairs damage done to your heels.